Life Imitates The Onion

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
~The Onion, February 18, 2004

Gillette Ups the Ante, Reveals 5-Blade Razor
~msnbc.com, September 14, 2005

I thought James Taranto might include this in his "Best of the Web" but then I realized that the Onion headline has "fuck" in it.